Every year literally tens of people flock to Russia to seek asylum, and eventually citizenship. Each candidate must complete a three part test, testing knowledge of Russian History, Politics, and Public affairs. A sample from the Public affairs test is displayed below.
The Moldovan lesser-slipsquit is one to look out for, sweet and innocent looks may be decieving, but true intentions are usually shown when the creature is entertained by a trained professional. A wide smile reveals row upon row of shiny white fangs used to bleed it’s victims of fluid.
Here we see a captured and tied slipsquit in preperation for its dental appointment, each tooth will be carefully blunted off till harmless, a process that must be repeated every month.
Without the special fibre tie that binds the majority of its tentacles, the slipsquit usually jumps onto its target and wraps itself about the torso not dissimilar to a Boa Constrictor, cutting off airways, breaking ribs, and lacerating flesh with jutting teeth.
